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10 Jun 2026 — 6 min read
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The lessons began at age four. “Don’t open that door for anyone,” Nana said.  “I don’t care what he says he’s here to fix. I don’t care if he shows you a policeman’s badge. You do not open that door. Do you hear me?” At

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Living out loud comes naturally to me. Telling the truth is my knee-jerk reaction. I’m open, not secretive. I’ve actually had to learn to temper these instincts in order to be tactful and not hurt people’s feelings. But I still won’t lie outright. So when

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When I was 23, I had a boyfriend who was obsessed with Pam Anderson from Baywatch. I can still hear the yearning lustfulness in his voice. “She’s soooo hot,” he’d moan every day. It was the early 90’s, the height of Anderson’s fame and her image

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I was about to become a wife. Instead, I became a stripper.

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